definitely not. Masturbation serves all manners of purposes, it can just leave one feeling relatively empty and lonely afterwards

no, that's the sound of one hand and a penis being rubbed together


plus, i know a guy who can clap with one hand, his hand bends so much in the...middle section where it shouldn't really....and if he shakes it up and down he can make a pretty loud clapping noise....a little hollower than normal clapping, maybe.

:lol: :twisted: :P :shock: :twisted: :?: :arrow: :idea:
(The door swings open, and a white male walks in; with a drunkin apperance.) "Welcome to the Frost show!" ( Walks to the bar seat, takes off jacket; and puts a twenty don on the table. The barkeep staber over and asks.) "what will it be?" Frost looks at the ladies across the room. "see that girl? what is she drinking?" the bar tender nods....walks away to make a drink. Comes back with the drink, Frost: "keep em coming"....Frost walks to the cute lady. And.....thats all i remember....??..... I ended up in the ward tied down?....(raises head to look at hand, still straped to the ward bed.) Her number? (in ink a womans number had been writen on palm)

In came the nurse, "hi mr.....hum....Jay...laf..e..well the doctor has bad hand writing......Im going to give you your pills now....just a sedative.."



"Jay? What! No! noooo! DONT DRUG ME! NO!" The nurse walks away wiggiling her ass as she un-strappes frosts legs.

Am I in a syco ward? This shirt has numbers...WHAT I CANT USE MY ARMS!?! She put me in the stray jacket???!!!!? Frost looks at the wall and becomes dizzy; closes his eyes....and falls asleep.

Anyone got the dancing banana emote or does it not work on this forum?

I didn't bother installing additional smilies. You'll just have to visualise it :)

I see dancing bananas in my sleep son!

in your sleep son!?

you have a sleep son??! that sounds.....michael-jacksonesque

No mate, those are called Delerium Tremens.