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Gabriel
PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:43 pm Reply with quote
User avatarVentruePosts: 1554Location: Virginia, USAJoined: Fri Apr 04, 2003 5:05 pm
Sooo...I told Frank'n'beans last week about how this girl from class had approached me and asked me about an exam and the possibility of exchanging notes and how because my self-esteem is at an all time low I was pathetically stoked.

You know. "Ooh a girl talked to me Frank!" Haha. Well...YOU get dumped by the person you were expecting to spend FOREVER with and see how you feel.

Anyway...this week she invited me to her house to study....alone.

:shock:

Oh yeah...btw....























....she's hot.



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Isabella Garrett
PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:27 pm Reply with quote
Get your clan name here - PM JuliusPosts: 285Location: yorkshireJoined: Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:21 pm
Well I hope you young 'uns behave yourselves!! lol

Only jking James I think you would be a complete gent ....well I hope you would .....hmmmm well maybe ....anyway the main thing is your attracting the opposite sex which will give your self esteem a big boost :)


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:28 pm Reply with quote
User avatarGangrelPosts: 1117Location: The riverbank.Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2003 7:20 pm
FUCK HER BRAINS OUT JAMES! BY JOVE YOU'VE EARNED IT!


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Gabriel
PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:31 pm Reply with quote
User avatarVentruePosts: 1554Location: Virginia, USAJoined: Fri Apr 04, 2003 5:05 pm
Woah woah. Now relax. No one said anything about hanky panky.

I'm expecting merely a study session, but if it leads to regular communication, cool. That's it.

I have to stop this unrealistic expectation stuff...because I always end up let down. You know after the breakup I went to parties with a condom in my pocket? I mean talk about expectations!

Sheesh.

Anyway, it's just cool to meet someone and maybe have a little interaction.

"Fuck her brains out" lol!



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:34 pm Reply with quote
User avatarGangrelPosts: 1117Location: The riverbank.Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2003 7:20 pm
Awwww

Well okay talk to her, get to know her THEN fuck her brains out! C'mon man you know it makes sense!


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Isabella Garrett
PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:39 pm Reply with quote
Get your clan name here - PM JuliusPosts: 285Location: yorkshireJoined: Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:21 pm
Carrying a condom around in your pocket when you go to parties is pretty sensible.

You never know what might crop up :P


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Gabriel
PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:42 pm Reply with quote
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Hehe. I'll keep you posted.



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:53 pm Reply with quote
User avatarGangrelPosts: 1117Location: The riverbank.Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2003 7:20 pm
You'll feel better with an empty nutsack!


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Gabriel
PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:56 pm Reply with quote
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Thank you for your continued support of my nutsack.

lol!



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:09 pm Reply with quote
User avatarGangrelPosts: 1117Location: The riverbank.Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2003 7:20 pm
Whered you go? Get on MSN!


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{SoC} Syd Nowell
PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:38 pm Reply with quote
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Frank holds very important and valad points...I recommend fucking her as well...Its not about the expectations its about the words you use to get there


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battybaby
PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:55 am Reply with quote
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[quote:2847360099="Porter"]You'll feel better with an empty nutsack![/quote:2847360099]

Are we having him neutered??



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Serokarma
PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:27 am Reply with quote
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So..when you see her which song comes to mind?

"Trojan Man theme" or (anything by Barry White)

...cause usually that stuff comes up in my head when I see a hot chick...
Minus the fan and her shirt open as it blows on her...I think I have exemplified way to much...



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Sorenti
PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:55 pm Reply with quote
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Well J, I gave you my advice on MSN lmfao - that's sure to get you slapped but at least you'll be able to laugh afterwards ;) :twisted:



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Gabriel
PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:57 am Reply with quote
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Hahaha. Yes, thank you for your advice Ray.

She's kept in contact, good signs!



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