I hate Illinois Nazis

FYI man, alright. You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers a day. 1984? Yeah right, man. That's a typo. Orwell is here now. He's livin' large. We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!

Sallah, I said NO camels. That's FIVE camels. Can't you count?

Harry: Testing testing one two one one one two... this is DJ Harry Block here, and I'm an Aquarius...
Ira: Harry, would you stop it, I can hear you
Harry: Don't you snap at me, unless you want an angry solid gold dancer on your hands Ira.

Mugatu: I give you, "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good."
Derek: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?





If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident

[quote:a7be7811e5="batty"]Harry: Testing testing one two one one one two... this is DJ Harry Block here, and I'm an Aquarius...
Ira: Harry, would you stop it, I can hear you
Harry: Don't you snap at me, unless you want an angry solid gold dancer on your hands Ira.[/quote:a7be7811e5]

Ahhh Evolution, probably Duchovny's finest moment. Highly underrated scifi comedy :)


"It's in my ass!"

1) Is there anything I can get you?
2) Some ice-cream.
1) What flavour would you like?
2) Any damn flavour, it's for my ass.

I think we've already established that Ca Caw and Tookie Tookie doesn't work.

I'm no scientist, but how many cells are in a single celled organism?

I'm a man! I'm the kind of man who built the Eiffel Tower out of STEEL and BRAWN! That's the kind of man I am!

You're just a woman. A woman with a brain a third the size of ours. It's science.

You have a fantastic heiney. Really top notch. I wanna be friends with it.

You're a smelly pirate hooker.

What the hell are those ones from? lmao!

They're from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy, along with this little gem:

Ron: Ah, San Diego...originally discovered by the Germans in the late 1800's, the name translates roughly to 'A Whale's Vagina'.

Veronica: Ah...no...that can't possibly be right.

Ron: *laughs* You're right. I was trying to impress you. I feel so foolish. Of course the real translation has been lost to the ages.

Veronica: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego? Yeah, I'm actually pretty sure that's what it means.

Ron: Well agree to disagree.

LMAO

So you are from Georga huh

Yes

I can eat a peach all day

[quote:f94640b9c3="batty"]Sallah, I said NO camels. That's FIVE camels. Can't you count?[/quote:f94640b9c3]

What's that from? Sounds like the sort of thing Julius would say.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Yep, that was from Indy. I love those movies.



Do you have $3.47? I left my purse in the Underworld.