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| Author: | Drain [ Sun Mar 13, 2005 9:32 pm ] |
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Aquarius There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day Pisces Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say Aries The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep Taurus You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep Gemini Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest Cancer The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test Leo Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik Virgo All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick Libra A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week Scorpio Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak Sagittarius All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them) Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den Capricorn The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again Your Horoscope For Today by Al Yankovic |
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| Author: | Valek [ Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:51 am ] |
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[quote:481332d5b7="Drain"]Libra A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week[/quote:481332d5b7] :shock: Shit.... lol. |
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| Author: | Kiya [ Tue Mar 15, 2005 1:45 pm ] |
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LOL! That's too funny! My guy is a Pisces ... they're right when they said he's not Lord of the Dance ... Sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh ... don't encourage him! lol |
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| Author: | Kahn [ Tue Mar 15, 2005 8:33 pm ] |
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hey, i couldnt get my tongue frozen to the back of no bus!!!!! I wanted hat travel part at least i played the guacamole thing |
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| Author: | Lady Cyrilynn [ Tue Mar 15, 2005 10:04 pm ] |
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Seems like I'm ALWAYS face down in the mud!! :shock: Hmmmm...maybe that's why I failed my driver's test the first time I ever took it! And it also explains [b:09a632763b]why[/b:09a632763b] I'm being haunted by a roll of duct tape! :shock: :shock: |
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| Author: | Isabella Garrett [ Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:05 pm ] |
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Leo Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik The size of my butt at the moment I don't think I'd fit it ona piece of A4 lololol Stopping smoking is a bummer.....you do it to feel healthier....which I do ...but you gain lumps and bumps lolol Not too sure about the tuna flavoured pud :shock: But strawberry quik sounds good :P |
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| Author: | Lady Cyrilynn [ Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:16 pm ] |
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[quote:19baf94e0f="Isabella Garrett"]But strawberry quik sounds good :P[/quote:19baf94e0f] GODS!! Does anyone but me remember Tang? The official drink of the astronauts??!!?? :shock: |
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| Author: | Kiya [ Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:32 pm ] |
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I'm definitely not old ... but I DO remember Tang! Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww .......... |
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| Author: | The Dark Uncle [ Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:18 pm ] |
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Tang and Vodka rocks |
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| Author: | Stillman [ Thu Mar 17, 2005 1:39 pm ] |
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Meh. :P |
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| Author: | Kahn [ Fri Mar 18, 2005 7:35 am ] |
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.....me hung over....st patricks day...baaaaaad.....irish car bombs.......baaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaa-aaaaaaad headache...bad |
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| Author: | batty [ Sat Mar 19, 2005 1:26 pm ] |
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[quote:d4676798a9="Lady Cyrilynn"][quote:d4676798a9="Isabella Garrett"]But strawberry quik sounds good :P[/quote:d4676798a9] GODS!! Does anyone but me remember Tang? The official drink of the astronauts??!!?? :shock:[/quote:d4676798a9] that's my car's name ;) |
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| Author: | Lady Cyrilynn [ Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:53 pm ] |
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[quote="batty"][quote:d9cf5849fa="Lady Cyrilynn"]that's my car's name ;)[/quote:d9cf5849fa] Heh. And if I remember rightly, it's orange too, isn't it? :shock: Say! Does anyone remember or have the recipe for "Russian Tea"? The one with the ingredient of Tang? I seem to have lost mine. :( |
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| Author: | batty [ Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:55 pm ] |
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[quote:412e5090de="Lady Cyrilynn"] Heh. And if I remember rightly, it's orange too, isn't it? :shock: [/quote:412e5090de] It's not orange, it's [color=orange:412e5090de][size=24:412e5090de][b:412e5090de]ORANGE[/b:412e5090de][/size:412e5090de][/color:412e5090de] ! 8) |
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| Author: | Lady Cyrilynn [ Sun Mar 20, 2005 12:39 am ] |
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::puddles:: :shock: |
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