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| Author: | Gabriel [ Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Declaration! |
I hereby declare myself alpha-male of this tribe! Any objectors to my claim will be soundly cuffed! |
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| Author: | Isabella Garrett [ Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:11 pm ] |
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*raises her eyebrow and tuts* We women have to let you males think you are in charge so ...... *smiles sweetly and nods* Whatever you say ....dear!! lol |
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| Author: | Gabriel [ Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:13 pm ] |
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Don't just STAND there woman! Forrage and gather!!! |
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| Author: | Isabella Garrett [ Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:20 pm ] |
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Forage and gather!!! Don't you have eyes in your head!!! *tuts and points to the well stocked pantry" Not a strong point amongst men i must admit.....using their eyes to find something lol |
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| Author: | Julius Darrant [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:49 pm ] |
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So there you have it Gabe. You've been made to look stupid by a female. Now you've lost face in the eyes of the troupe and therefore lost status and now have turned into a big old softy with delusions of grandeur. Unlucky. |
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| Author: | Eveshka [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:18 pm ] |
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I declare that Gabe is an idiot. :) |
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| Author: | Gabriel [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:22 pm ] |
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How dare you?! You're both hereby BANISHED from the tribe, destined to hunt alone, following the pack from a distance eating only our scraps. |
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| Author: | Julius Darrant [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:24 pm ] |
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*laughs and points at the tiny little ape gesticulating* You know, he could have been a contender, but now he's just another monkey. |
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| Author: | Gabriel [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:34 pm ] |
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*discovers the tool and beats Stef to death with it* ALPHA MALE!!!!! *urinates on the corpse* |
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| Author: | Porter [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:14 pm ] |
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*discovers fire* Sets fire to Gabey then performs primitive CPR on Stef to revive him! No Alpha! All equal!! |
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| Author: | Gabriel [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:32 pm ] |
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*deflects the stream of pee onto himself, thus extinguishing the fire* EQUAL?! *clobbers Frank w/ bone club* None of that socialism shite around here! This is tribal livin' baby! Pure Darwinistic, Hobbesian survival of the fittest! AND I AM HE AND HE IS ME! *gives everyone a clobberin' for good measure* |
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| Author: | Porter [ Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:37 pm ] |
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*had evolved a thick bony plate in his skull thus rendering him immune to Gabey's bludgeons* HA! Tribalism!? Tribalise this! *headbutts Gabe into putty with his thick skull* |
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| Author: | {SoC} Syd Nowell [ Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:28 pm ] |
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all equal some more than others? |
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| Author: | Drain [ Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:22 pm ] |
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*watches the fight quietly from the corner* * and when no one is looking ...... Raids the pantry for the good berries* |
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| Author: | Gabriel [ Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:25 pm ] |
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All thieves will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law! |
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