I hereby declare myself alpha-male of this tribe! Any objectors to my claim will be soundly cuffed!

*raises her eyebrow and tuts*

We women have to let you males think you are in charge so ......

*smiles sweetly and nods*

Whatever you say ....dear!!


lol

Don't just STAND there woman! Forrage and gather!!!

Forage and gather!!!


Don't you have eyes in your head!!!

*tuts and points to the well stocked pantry"


Not a strong point amongst men i must admit.....using their eyes to find something lol

So there you have it Gabe. You've been made to look stupid by a female.

Now you've lost face in the eyes of the troupe and therefore lost status and now have turned into a big old softy with delusions of grandeur.

Unlucky.

I declare that Gabe is an idiot.

:)

How dare you?! You're both hereby BANISHED from the tribe, destined to hunt alone, following the pack from a distance eating only our scraps.

*laughs and points at the tiny little ape gesticulating*

You know, he could have been a contender, but now he's just another monkey.

*discovers the tool and beats Stef to death with it*

ALPHA MALE!!!!!

*urinates on the corpse*

*discovers fire* Sets fire to Gabey then performs primitive CPR on Stef to revive him!


No Alpha! All equal!!

*deflects the stream of pee onto himself, thus extinguishing the fire*

EQUAL?!

*clobbers Frank w/ bone club*

None of that socialism shite around here! This is tribal livin' baby! Pure Darwinistic, Hobbesian survival of the fittest! AND I AM HE AND HE IS ME!

*gives everyone a clobberin' for good measure*

*had evolved a thick bony plate in his skull thus rendering him immune to Gabey's bludgeons*

HA! Tribalism!? Tribalise this!

*headbutts Gabe into putty with his thick skull*

all equal some more than others?

*watches the fight quietly from the corner*
* and when no one is looking ...... Raids the pantry for the good berries*

All thieves will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!