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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:11 pm Reply with quote
User avatarVentruePosts: 1554Location: Virginia, USAJoined: Fri Apr 04, 2003 5:05 pm
Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen

Aaaaaaare you gonna take me home tonight?
Aaaaaaaah down beside that red fire light,
Aaaaaaaare you gonna let it hang out?
Fat bottom girls you make the rockin' world go round!

I was just a skinny lad,
Never knew no good from bad.
But I knew life before I left my nursery.
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hip big woman - you made a bad boy outta me!

I've been singing with my band,
Across the wire across the land,
I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way.
But their beauty and their style,
Were kinda smooth after awhile,
Take me to them dirty ladies everytime!

Aaaaaaah won't you take me home tonight?
Aaaaaaah down beside your red fire light?
Aaaaaaah you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round!

(Hey, listen here!)
Now I got mortgages and homes,
I got stiffness in the bones,
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality! (I tell ya!)
Oh I still get my pleasure,
Still got my greatest treasure,
Hip big woman you gonna make a big man outta me!

Aaaaaaah you gonna take me home tonight?
Aaaaaaah down beside your red fire light?
Aaaaaaah you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round!

Get on your bikes and ride!!



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:13 pm Reply with quote
User avatarGangrelPosts: 1117Location: The riverbank.Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2003 7:20 pm
QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:19 pm Reply with quote
User avatarUnknownPosts: 117Location: ChicagoJoined: Mon Nov 24, 2003 4:24 pm
meh. not a fan



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:35 pm Reply with quote
User avatarDaughters of IshtarPosts: 41Joined: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:33 pm
I did that song a few times with the band. Always gets a great response from the calorically challenged female members of the audience, much like Whole Lotta Rosie does. Although............. lots of really hot chicks seem to like it too. Then again, most hot chicks, who are completely umm.. hot, seem to think they are fat as well. ::: shrugs::: fucked if I know. Meow.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:40 pm Reply with quote
User avatarGangrelPosts: 1117Location: The riverbank.Joined: Fri Apr 04, 2003 7:20 pm
SPINAL TAP - Big Bottoms

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:39 am Reply with quote
User avatarRavnosPosts: 406Location: Inside Big RedJoined: Tue Dec 02, 2003 10:32 pm
this is where a funny guy posts the "lyrics" to "Baby got Back" to follow the motif........DON'T!



i love queen! altough with the vertigo tour coming my way soon, im flying the U2 colors higher than ever.



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